Letra da Música Too Drunk To Fuck Dead Kennedys

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fightBut now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuckToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to drunk
Too drunk to fuckI like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of funBut in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In eraser headToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to drunk
Too drunk to fuckToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuckI'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you againYou give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fucking retainer
Put it in your purseI'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right nowOh baby
I'm melting
Like an ice cream bar
Oh babyAnd now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Composição: Jello Biafra.